My last post, written three months ago was perhaps a little misdirected. In the intervening time I have had considerable trouble trying to befriend a zombie. New Conclusion: zombies are not bored, they're anti-social.
Not even one zombie I spoke with wanted to talk, or go out to eat (my treat - honest I offered), or even considered a nice set of clothes at my expense. All they wanted to do was eat my brains.
They don't eat brains for the culinary adventure, or the social intercourse, or as a hobby, or even an occupation. They eat brains because they are RUDE! Conclusion - Zombies are anti-social.
Please, don't misunderstand me. Zombies are not introverts - those who actually derive pleasure and energy from being alone, or in one-on-one, or one-on-two friendships. Introverts can, given proper warning and opportunity, enjoy gatherings of people, it just wears them down. (Unlike extrovert who derive satisfaction and energy from groups and actually run down if they're alone of with just one person.) NO, zombies are ANTI-social, they hate society, people, humanity. Conclusion - zombies aren't people. They only "hang" with their own kind, and even then seem totally unaware of each other.
So, my apologies for the suggestions last post. From now on I'll test out my ideas first before I suggest them. In the mean time,
Consume some caffeine,
don't become a zombie,
and stay alert.
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